Out for dinner

[dun]

A married couple was eating in a restaurant when the wife sees a man in a drunken stupor at a nearby table.

The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"

"Yes" she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and he has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."

"That's remarkable" the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."

Services will be held at 2:30 PM Saturday at Forever Green Mortuary.

 

[Susie David]

Being a member of the "EX" club I appreciate the humor.
One time when I was in the process of finalizing all the legalities of a divorce I thought that it would be a nice jesture to have the local radio station play a dedication to my soon to be ex...the only appropriate tune was the old Roy Clark number....Thank God and Greyhound she's gone...I thought that it was pretty cute, her girlfriends did not and called her immediately, neither did her lawyer and the judge...cost me 10K extra....but when I think back on it, damn it was worth the money. I've got ten grand worth of pleasure telling the story over the years.
Dave Mc

 

[bigbull338]

he didnt stand a chance once he opened his mouth lolol.that was quick an painless.scott

 

[Medic24]

Can I get alimony, seeing that I am the house husband? Ya think? ;-) :cboy:

 

[msscamp]

Open mouth, insert foot.......clear up to the hip!!!

 

[flaboy]

It's one thing to think it and another to say it.... :lol: