chrisy
Well-known member
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
>> handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
>> the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs
>> for her to do.
>>
>> "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
>> The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
>> that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The
>> man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
>> husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
>> house?"
>> The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
>>
>> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>> "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I
>> had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached
>> in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's
>> not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
>> handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to
>> the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs
>> for her to do.
>>
>> "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
>> The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her
>> that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The
>> man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
>> husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the
>> house?"
>> The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
>>
>> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>> "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I
>> had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached
>> in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's
>> not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
