Ole & Sven

CattleAnnie

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Ole and Sven were out fishing in the boat when Ole felt a tug on his line. When he reeled in his catch he discovered it was only an old lamp. While Ole was rubbing it dry there was a sudden "puff" and a genie appeared out of the lamp. "Thank you for freeing me from the lamp," said the genie. "To show my gratitude I will grant you one wish."

After thinking for a few minutes Ole finally told the genie that his wish is for all of the water in the lake to turn into beer. At Ole's request the genie raised his hands and "puff", the lake turned to beer.

"Dat vas perty stupit!" said Sven.

"Vy vas dat so stupit?" asked Ole.

"Because," Sven replied. "Now ve gonna hafta pee in da boat."


Take care. ;-)
 

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