randiliana
Well-known member
Nude Runner
A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in
bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard
her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump
out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out
there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the
rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain,
he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle
of the town's annual marathon, so he started running
along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his
arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a
little while a small group of runners who had been
watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always
run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can get dressed right at the end of the
run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower
and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you
run?"
"Nope ... just when it's raining.
A woman was having a daytime affair while her
husband was at work. One wet and lusty day she was in
bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard
her husband's car pull into the driveway.
"Oh my God - Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump
out the window. My husband's home early!"
"I can't jump out the window ~ It's raining out
there!"
"If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us
both!" she replied. He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the
rain is the least of your problems!"
So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his
clothes and jumps out the window!
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain,
he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle
of the town's annual marathon, so he started running
along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his
arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a
little while a small group of runners who had been
watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
"Do you always run in the nude?" one asked.
"Oh yes!" he replied, gasping in air. "It feels
so wonderfully free!"
Another runner moved a long side. "Do you always
run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?"
Oh , yes" our friend answered breathlessly.
"That way I can get dressed right at the end of the
run and get in my car to go home!
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower
and queried, "Do you always wear a condom when you
run?"
"Nope ... just when it's raining.
