New TV program

[cross_7]

I thought this was real until I saw the Carrie Underwood reference and her being a vegan I knew right then this aint right

Are you a hot, strong-willed country girl who feels more at home in a pair of cut-offs at a cookout than in a cocktail dress at some fancy lounge? Then we want to hear from YOU!

The producers of American Chopper, Dirty Jobs and Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy are looking for tough, gorgeous country girls age 24 – 39 to appear in THEIR OWN TV SERIES on a major cable network.

Sure, you could get all dolled-up like a model and strut through an expensive restaurant in Italian heels. But you’d rather strap on some boots, drink beer with your friends, ride horses or go fishing – and look damn fine doing it! In this brand new TV show, producers will come to your town to follow a group of beautiful girls who are “country proud,” who speak their minds and live real, all-American lives.

It doesn’t matter if you or your friends are single girls, dedicated wives or hard-working women. If you are fun, outgoing AND would rather be Miranda Lambert or Carrie Underwood than any of the Real Housewives, then we want to show America what you are all about!

CONTACT PRODUCERS TODAY!

Send an email to [email protected] with your name, city/state, phone number, a recent photo of yourself and a brief explanation of why you’d be perfect for this show. And if you have friends who would be perfect, too. Please tell us about them!

http://pilgrimstudios.com

 

[greybeard]

Lauren, the horse girl from New Caney Tx in last month's craigslist ad should jump all over this.

 

[Commercialfarmer]

I see stuff like this and think how useful the internet in its current form would have been back in my younger days.

The replies on this ad alone would probably keep you busy with "interviews" for at least a couple years. :cowboy:

 

[Isomade]

Actually Mrs Underwood is for a fact a vegan.

 

[greybeard]

And only goes for men in Mankinis

 

[cross_7]

Actually Mrs Underwood is for a fact a vegan.

That's what I was saying when they grouped her and Miranda together
I wanted to see Blake and Miranda when I was there last week but never did.
The real estate agent says they are at pistol Annie's a lot

 

[TexasBred]

Actually Mrs Underwood is for a fact a vegan.

That's what I was saying when they grouped her and Miranda together
I wanted to see Blake and Miranda when I was there last week but never did.
The real estate agent says they are at pistol Annie's a lot

Miranda ain;t no vegan. She is 100% meat and taters. Lately seems she's spending a bit too long at the feed bunk too.

 

[cross_7]

Actually Mrs Underwood is for a fact a vegan.

That's what I was saying when they grouped her and Miranda together
I wanted to see Blake and Miranda when I was there last week but never did.
The real estate agent says they are at pistol Annie's a lot

Miranda ain;t no vegan. She is 100% meat and taters. Lately seems she's spending a bit too long at the feed bunk too.

Ain't nothing wrong with a chunky country girl :D

 

[Commercialfarmer]

Friend of mine knaps alot of arrow heads and makes a few self bows. Blake was at an event that the state wildlife dept puts on for kids. My friend was there also and had just finished this really nice bamboo backed self bow and was shooting with it a little. Blake asked him if he could shoot it, so he said sure. He commented on how cool it was. Without skipping a beat, he pulled out a sharpie pen and signed it.

It was a nice thing for him to do, but my buddy was whining and moaning about the big, fat, black SHARPIE across his pretty bamboo for a few days. He said, dang it, I had my guitar in my truck if I'd know he was going to sign something. :lol:

 

[Commercialfarmer]

Ain't nothing wrong with a chunky country girl :D

Sure beat an anemic vegan any day.

 

[Ouachita]

Plump wife and a big barn never did any man harm

 

[VanC]

Plump wife and a big barn never did any man harm

This saying has been hanging on our kitchen wall since the wife and I got married. I now know she was trying to prepare me for the future. :D