New Panties

[3waycross]

A frustrated wife buys a pair of crotchless panties in an attempt to spice up her dead sex-life.
She puts them on, together with a short skirt and sits on the sofa opposite her husband.
At strategic moments she uncrosses her legs ... Enough times till her husband says...
"Are you wearing crotchless panties?"
"Why Yes," she answers with a seductive smile.
"Thank God!!!....... I thought you were sitting on the cat."
He never heard the gunshot.

 

[I luv herfrds]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
ROFLMAO

 

[ga.prime]

He needed shootin.

 

[TexasBred]

hehehehehehe......a least he had "the cat" on his mind.

 

[ChrisB]

Larry the Cable Guy's version of moment wife uncrosses her legs:

Wife: You want some of this?

Husband: Heck No! Look what it did to your underbritches!

 

[curtis]

Larry the Cable Guy's version of moment wife uncrosses her legs:

Wife: You want some of this?

Husband: Heck No! Look what it did to your underbritches!

:clap: :clap: :clap: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[chrisy]