New grocery store

[dun]

The new Safeway near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

 

[Anonymous]

think someone may have you beat you to this joke...think I might remember it from an earlier post ...maybe not

 

[dun]

Could be, I tend to skip most of the stuff on the coffeeshop section

 

[Anonymous]

it's a good joke though

 

[Carlos D.]

you have safeway stores in the U.S.?-Hmm I thought it was a canadian company -=--well who knew aye.

 

[msscamp]

The new Safeway near our house has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of a thunderstorm and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh butter fat.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of eggs frying.

So far I have been too afraid to go down the toilet paper aisle.

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[chrisy]

you have safeway stores in the U.S.?-Hmm I thought it was a canadian company -=--well who knew aye.

we used to have 'Safeway' stores here, but a North of England group 'Morrisons' took them over.

have heard the joke before, but still a good one :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[ctlbaron]

Too funny.