New favorite quote

He who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger.

My fave
An economist was comparing the US economy favourably to Europe and said "The US is the healthiest horse in the glue factory"
 
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Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted

One of my faves "If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong"
 
Here's another one that might bring a good chuckle today (rated PG):

"Pretty sure some people were conceived anally. There is no way being that much of an a%%hole is natural."
 
Nesikep":1438lfx2 said:
Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted

One of my faves "If I'd agree with you we'd both be wrong"
I'll have to remember that one, but it'll be wasted on those that deserve it the most.
 

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