Never Fear... Warpaints Here...

[warpaint]

Thats right, me an ole Crowder done been on a World Tour.

We done drank whiskey , chased cows, told lies, and generally misbehaved wherever we darn well pleased!! :cowboy:
I think my twin brother from another mother may even take another stab at the "Rebel House". (Lord knows that he couldnt be no worse than what we got.) He done went and learnt all kinda new fangled ways of world polotickin.

So hows the rest of ya'll ne'er do wells been doin? :bang:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

ive learned that there is such a thing as perfect cattle,,, and that i dont own em :cowboy:

 

[KNERSIE]

Welcome back 'Paint, you're humour has been missed.

 

[bigbull338]

WB sounds like you 2 had a wild world tour.

 

[chrisy]

Great to see you back WP you have been sorely missed.

 

[ga.prime]

ive learned that there is such a thing as perfect cattle,,, and that i dont own em :cowboy:

Hahahahaha, gosh that tickled my funnybone.

 

[Anonymous]

Welcome back. I've learned that mu cows shyt stinks like everyone's elses, it just doesn't have the perfect color

 

[backhoeboogie]

Thats right, me an ole Crowder done been on a World Tour.

We done drank whiskey , chased cows, told lies, and generally misbehaved wherever we darn well pleased!! :cowboy:
I think my twin brother from another mother may even take another stab at the "Rebel House". (Lord knows that he couldnt be no worse than what we got.) He done went and learnt all kinda new fangled ways of world polotickin.

So hows the rest of ya'll ne'er do wells been doin? :bang:

So that's your story and you're stickin to it.

Who posted the bail?

 

[warpaint]

Great to see you back WP you have been sorely missed.

Missed you as well me darlin. :tiphat:

 

[warpaint]

Thats right, me an ole Crowder done been on a World Tour.

We done drank whiskey , chased cows, told lies, and generally misbehaved wherever we darn well pleased!! :cowboy:
I think my twin brother from another mother may even take another stab at the "Rebel House". (Lord knows that he couldnt be no worse than what we got.) He done went and learnt all kinda new fangled ways of world polotickin.

So hows the rest of ya'll ne'er do wells been doin? :bang:

So that's your story and you're stickin to it.

Who posted the bail?

Bail? What bail....well there was the one time in Spain. Crowder was confused about the runnin with the bulls thing. Stead of them chasin him, he was chasin them, with his cleaver! :roll:

 

[Crowderfarms]

That was quite a story. Glad CNN was there! (Crowder News Network) no body woulda ever believed we conjured up quite that much drama.Member the 'splainin' we did to them wimmen in Spain? We kept tellin them gals all bout Tennessee and all they said was "Si". I bet they all are still calling us "Poppy"
Paint I done pre-registered us for that "Dashin' with Durocs" featuring 25 of my hand picked fat gals, and are scheduled to be interviewed on our new show, "Redneck Girls that done turnt Wild" Stay tuned folks, this is gonna be a lot of paperwork.

 

[I luv herfrds]

Glad to see you back. Been wondering what you were up to.

 

[backhoeboogie]

Paint I done pre-registered us for that "Dashin' with Durocs" featuring 25 of my hand picked fat gals, and are scheduled to be interviewed on our new show, "Redneck Girls that done turnt Wild" Stay tuned folks, this is gonna be a lot of paperwork.

If you didn't go that "all natural" route, the paperwork would be less. If I remember right, they are already hit their "full genetic potential".

 

[chrisy]

Hey just thought! your World tour didn't include Little ol' England. or more to the point would they not let you in? so close and yet so far for a visit.

 

[warpaint]

Well first off; let me answer Chrissy's query.

We wuz comin thru customs there at Heathrow. Crowder dont read so well and thought it said costumes. He didnt have one handy, so he went as the "Streak". They kicked us out immediately.

 

[warpaint]

Dash for Durocs;

While we all know what a big fan of Crowder's Cuties I am, I thought for this years "pig pickin", maybe we could get some real talent. I have recently made contact with them gals from that television show "Jersy Shore." We are currently in negotiating for a new reality series "The Gals of the Cumberland". Check your local listings. :frowns:

 

[MistyMorning]

Nice to see ya hanging around again paint.

 

[warpaint]

Never use the word "hang" to a man with my police record MM. Lets just call it like it is, "stalking". :mrgreen:

 

[VanC]

Good to see you again, warpaint.

 

[warpaint]

Good to see you again, warpaint.

Good to be seen Van.