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HOSS":2uhuunrd said:
Go buy 5 lbs. of turnip seeds. Sneak into his yard at night and sow the seeds. It wont be long before he will have a yard full of turnips. He will be so busy trying to dig them up and trying to figure out how they got there that he will forget all about piling up ruhebarb leaves. Tell him he is welcome to get rid of them by throwing the turnips over the fence for your cattle. Your cattle get fat and he stays busy cause turnips will grow on a rock.

Or, you can just always fertilize his yard with a good strong dose of round-up and brush killer at night.
 
grannysoo":19swkni6 said:
HOSS":19swkni6 said:
Go buy 5 lbs. of turnip seeds. Sneak into his yard at night and sow the seeds. It wont be long before he will have a yard full of turnips. He will be so busy trying to dig them up and trying to figure out how they got there that he will forget all about piling up ruhebarb leaves. Tell him he is welcome to get rid of them by throwing the turnips over the fence for your cattle. Your cattle get fat and he stays busy cause turnips will grow on a rock.

Or, you can just always fertilize his yard with a good strong dose of round-up and brush killer at night.
Imagine Dat !!!!! :banana:
 
HOSS":366diu9e said:
Go buy 5 lbs. of turnip seeds. Sneak into his yard at night and sow the seeds. It wont be long before he will have a yard full of turnips. He will be so busy trying to dig them up and trying to figure out how they got there that he will forget all about piling up ruhebarb leaves. Tell him he is welcome to get rid of them by throwing the turnips over the fence for your cattle. Your cattle get fat and he stays busy cause turnips will grow on a rock.


Reminds me of an instance in our county where someone wrote a short message in a fella's lawn with ammonium nitrate.
Stuff's too expensive now to be used as a prank.
 

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