need ole/sven and lena jokes

[ranchwife]

greetings from the beautiful madison valley in montana, usa!!! i will be moving my 57 year old dad back to his home in north dakota in mid-late march and am trying to put him together a collection of Ole and Lena jokes!!! So, any of you out there who have any, my gratitude to you is you would kindly share!!! Also, here in montana, one of the "staples of life" is North Dakota jokes (ironically, my dad was the king of north dakota jokes, himself---being born and raised on a farm outside Tioga!!), so any of those would be appreciated, too! so, let's here it for those famous "scandawhovians"!!!!!
thanks
kris
aka ranchwife

 

[cherokeeruby]

http://www.oldlutheran.com/humor/oleandlena1.html

Just put Ole and Lena jokes in any search engine and will bring up lots of links.