need help

[ALACOWMAN]

finding the single women they show at the top off the page...... i type in my zip. and it only pulls up homely old women.....

 

[dun]

They're the same woman just the orginal pictures are 40 years old, OR they figure an old phart couldn;t handle the young ones

 

[M5farm]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

 

[J&D Cattle]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

LOL. Yikes, I'd hate to see the woman that matched up to Ala's avatar.

 

[ALACOWMAN]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

:shock:

 

[ALACOWMAN]

They're the same woman just the orginal pictures are 40 years old, OR they figure an old phart couldn;t handle the young ones

maybe a younger one of me will help then

 

[MistyMorning]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

That was hilarious! Thank you! I needed that!

maybe a younger one of me will help then

Oh come on that is not you, that's some hot movie star from the 50's or 60's. But nice try!

 

[ALACOWMAN]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

That was hilarious! Thank you! I needed that!

maybe a younger one of me will help then

Oh come on that is not you, that's some hot movie star from the 50's or 60's. But nice try!

bet your the only female on the face of the universe, that ever said those words about him.. :lol2:

 

[Alan]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

That was hilarious! Thank you! I needed that!

maybe a younger one of me will help then

Oh come on that is not you, that's some hot movie star from the 50's or 60's. But nice try!

It's the same guy that's in Ala's avatar, just a much younger slimmer man. I actually met and spoke with him when I was a kid working at a service station. Very nice man.

Night of the grizzy!
Alan

 

[ALACOWMAN]

It bases your search off of your avatar.

That was hilarious! Thank you! I needed that!

maybe a younger one of me will help then

Oh come on that is not you, that's some hot movie star from the 50's or 60's. But nice try!

It's the same guy that's in Ala's avatar, just a much younger slimmer man. I actually met and spoke with him when I was a kid working at a service station. Very nice man.

Night of the grizzy!
Alan

heck of a actor too....

 

[larryshoat]

That one girl they put up for Christian Mingle looks like the cowardly lion on the wizard of oz. I'd be afraid to type in anything on that one. Might be a sweet girl though, you could tell us about it after it was too late. Just remember the food that makes a woman so hard to get along with is wedding cake.

PS for you single fellers looking for a woman......going to a bar to find a woman is like needing a car and going to the junkyard. There, that little waste of cyberspace was worth just what you paid for it.

Larry

 

[ALACOWMAN]

That one girl they put up for Christian Mingle looks like the cowardly lion on the wizard of oz. I'd be afraid to type in anything on that one. Might be a sweet girl though, you could tell us about it after it was too late. Just remember the food that makes a woman so hard to get along with is wedding cake.

PS for you single fellers looking for a woman......going to a bar to find a woman is like needing a car and going to the junkyard. There, that little waste of cyberspace was worth just what you paid for it.

Larry

got a friend that dated a stripper years ago, after he went through a divorce..talk about a wayward soul there for some time...aint something you want to take home to show moma

 

[greybeard]

He was in lots of good western movies, but for some reason, when I visualize him now, I always think of him as the "Professor of proctology" and holding up that finger in one of the Cannonball Run movies.

Elam:

I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon.

"other related tendencies??

I don't wanna know!

 

[hillsdown]

This is what his bio says

He grew up picking cotton. He lost the sight in his left eye during a boyhood accident when he was stabbed with a pencil at a Boy Scout meeting.

There is a reason mom always warned about poking someones eye out ! :nod:

 

[jedstivers]

That one girl they put up for Christian Mingle looks like the cowardly lion on the wizard of oz. I'd be afraid to type in anything on that one. Might be a sweet girl though, you could tell us about it after it was too late. Just remember the food that makes a woman so hard to get along with is wedding cake.

PS for you single fellers looking for a woman......going to a bar to find a woman is like needing a car and going to the junkyard. There, that little waste of cyberspace was worth just what you paid for it.

Larry

got a friend that dated a stripper years ago, after he went through a divorce..talk about a wayward soul there for some time...aint something you want to take home to show moma[/quote
Strippers were a lot of fun to date. (I ran rough in the younger days)

 

[greybeard]

Guys probably don't date strippers for their "take her home to meet momma" quality.
I was not exactly a Saint in my younger days either--wish I had that time and $$ back now tho.
There's a reason it is called a "mis-spent youth" and I've often thought youth, for the most part, is wasted on the young.

 

[larryshoat]

That one girl they put up for Christian Mingle looks like the cowardly lion on the wizard of oz. I'd be afraid to type in anything on that one. Might be a sweet girl though, you could tell us about it after it was too late. Just remember the food that makes a woman so hard to get along with is wedding cake.

PS for you single fellers looking for a woman......going to a bar to find a woman is like needing a car and going to the junkyard. There, that little waste of cyberspace was worth just what you paid for it.

Larry

got a friend that dated a stripper years ago, after he went through a divorce..talk about a wayward soul there for some time...aint something you want to take home to show moma[/quote
Strippers were a lot of fun to date. (I ran rough in the younger days)

:lol2: I reckon it works pretty good till run out of dollar bills, probably the inventor of ATM's dated a stripper.

Larry

 

[ALACOWMAN]

i was talking more about getting serious with one... cause she aint just yours.. shes some everybodys... :cowboy:

 

[dun]

He was in lots of good western movies, but for some reason, when I visualize him now, I always think of him as the "Professor of proctology" and holding up that finger in one of the Cannonball Run movies.

Elam:

I'm Nikolas Van Helsing, professor of proctology and other related tendencies. A graduate of the University of Rangoon.

"other related tendencies??

I don't wanna know!

I alwasy think of him in the movie series he made with Jim Graner, "Support your local............ whatever"

 

[dun]

Guys probably don't date strippers for their "take her home to meet momma" quality.
I was not exactly a Saint in my younger days either--wish I had that time and $$ back now tho.
There's a reason it is called a "mis-spent youth" and I've often thought youth, for the most part, is wasted on the young.

good judgement comes from experience and experience comes from bad judgement (a lot of fun comes from bad judegment too)