Need help

[Jogeephus]

A female friend of mine is fed up with Facebook and dating sites and wants to meet someone the old fashioned way, so I'm offering 2 cows,two pigs and a meat goat to a man she doesn't know if he agrees to take care of her.

 

[skyhightree1]

A female friend of mine is fed up with Facebook and dating sites and wants to meet someone the old fashioned way, so I'm offering 2 cows,two pigs and a meat goat to a man she doesn't know if he agrees to take care of her.

I will take care of her for an hour after you hand over the stock.

 

[Kingfisher]

Is she hwp?

 

[dun]

That's sure a helluva of a dowry.
Does she chase cars and fetch sticks?

 

[Ol' 243]

I bet she's high birth weight. :lol:

 

[Dave]

What a deal...... and I went and got married ten months ago. Had I only known......

 

[Rafter S]

You may need to post a picture....of the livestock.

 

[callmefence]

Probably a rank snotslinger to.
I also don't believe you have a goat......or a female friend

 

[Alan]

I'm your guy, send me the stock (cut and wrapped) and please don't tell her I'm married. :hide:

 

[Stocker Steve]

wants to meet someone the old fashioned way,

:?:

 

[cowboy43]

What do you mean by (taking care of her) that could be 15 minutes or a lifetime. :hide:

 

[M-5]

Besides the aforementioned livestock how much land is included and does she have any heirs ?

 

[Alan]

What do you mean by (taking care of her) that could be 15 minutes or a lifetime. :hide:

Really 15 minutes? :help:

 

[Stocker Steve]

Really 15 minutes? :help:

Including introductions

 

[NECowboy]

Besides the aforementioned livestock how much land is included and does she have any heirs ?

You just bought you a new property...don't be greedy now. If she can make cook like jos daughter I don't care if any land comes with!

 

[ez14]

Im going to need a picture of the whole deal here (atleast the livestock) are you paying the trucking to get them here?

 

[Caustic Burno]

A female friend of mine is fed up with Facebook and dating sites and wants to meet someone the old fashioned way, so I'm offering 2 cows,two pigs and a meat goat to a man she doesn't know if he agrees to take care of her.

Heck of a dowry needs to include samples of her chicken dumplings,cornbread and cobbler.
Most of the eligible guys I know sit on the dead pecker bench at the feed store. The shape of the kitchen is more important than the shape of the cook.

 

[greybeard]

Can she make real biscuits?

 

[Ryder]

Jogeephus I don't know why you would put up such an elaborate dowry for her.
Seems as though this goes beyond just friendship.
Could it be that there is some ulterior motive in your wanting to get her married off? :shock:
Has she been pregnancy checked? :???: Clean bill of health :?:
Just asking. :roll:

 

[Jogeephus]

Maybe this will help.