My Morning Diddy

Jogeephus

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Tune compliments of the Marshall Tucker Band and another thanks to cattle. I know of nothing else that can be so inspirational at 5:00 in the morning.

Took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about cattle and started to graze
Six long years on a dust covered trail
They say heaven's at the end but so far it's been he77

And there's cows on the highway, a screechin on the road
Gold in them hides and they are waitin' for me there
Cows on the highway, screechin on the road
Gold in them hides and the sheriff is waitin' by the gate
Waitin' for me there
 
3waycross":3lb9kuli said:
Jo you gotta quit smokin that rope so early in the morning! :lol2: :lol2:

The bad thing is I never stopped and had just put the Doors on when the phone rang telling me the cows were out. Told the sheriff I was pretty fecked up but I'd be right out. :cowboy:
 
Jogeephus":2pc9dwlx said:
3waycross":2pc9dwlx said:
Jo you gotta quit smokin that rope so early in the morning! :lol2: :lol2:

The bad thing is I never stopped and had just put the Doors on when the phone rang telling me the cows were out. Told the sheriff I was pretty fecked up but I'd be right out. :cowboy:

Well then I just hope you gargled and threw on some cologne. It wouldn't do to have the sheriff smell that stuff. After all you do not live in the legal weed, free love, and nickel beer utopia that i do.
 
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Jogeephus":1oi6tlkm said:
Tune compliments of the Marshall Tucker Band and another thanks to cattle. I know of nothing else that can be so inspirational at 5:00 in the morning.

Took my fam'ly away from my Carolina home
Had dreams about cattle and started to graze
Six long years on a dust covered trail
They say heaven's at the end but so far it's been he77

And there's cows on the highway, a screechin on the road
Gold in them hides and they are waitin' for me there
Cows on the highway, screechin on the road
Gold in them hides and the sheriff is waitin' by the gate
Waitin' for me there

The early bird got the worm. I was laying there with the news on hearing about Obama Care and thinking the term is one heck of an oxymoron.
 
Jogeephus":l9wic9c3 said:
I bought it from him and his confiscation stash so it was all groovy. :lol2:

The "Evidence Closet" is always the closest and cheapest place to get that stuff. :mrgreen:
 
3waycross":qeojao0a said:
Jogeephus":qeojao0a said:
3waycross":qeojao0a said:
Jo you gotta quit smokin that rope so early in the morning! :lol2: :lol2:

The bad thing is I never stopped and had just put the Doors on when the phone rang telling me the cows were out. Told the sheriff I was pretty fecked up but I'd be right out. :cowboy:

Well then I just hope you gargled and threw on some cologne. It wouldn't do to have the sheriff smell that stuff. After all you do not live in the legal weed, free love, and nickel beer utopia that i do.

I cannot believe I missed this thread !!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol2: :lol: :lol2:

Hope alls well that ends well , and well you know best cure for an early morning wake up call Jo ... A shot of your blueberry wine , one of the 13 wonders of the world .. :tiphat:
 

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