Jogeephus
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A 20-year-old Montana farm girl tells her Mother that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a brand new F250 pickup stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a Stetson steps out of the truck and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two steak houses, a deli, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, I will give him a ranch with seven sections of land with a 1000 heard of purebred cattle of whatever breed he choses and $5,000,000 in his bank account.
However, if there is a miscarriage , I'm not sure what to do. What do you suggest?'
At this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him,
'Poke her again'
Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
Without answering, the girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a brand new F250 pickup stops in front of their house.
A mature and distinguished man with grey hair and wearing a Stetson steps out of the truck and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."
Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two steak houses, a deli, a condo in Miami and a $1,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, I will give him a ranch with seven sections of land with a 1000 heard of purebred cattle of whatever breed he choses and $5,000,000 in his bank account.
However, if there is a miscarriage , I'm not sure what to do. What do you suggest?'
At this point, the mother placed a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and told him,
'Poke her again'
