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Two large Fierce Grape Gatorades on the same day will give you a very St. Patricks day result..... You would think it would be purple. It is not in the pee though, it stays the same...
 
Jogeephus":2zcq3i25 said:
Our mortality is something we don't think about very often. Or at least I don't. Not till yesterday anyway. You see, yesterday I had to take a leak and as I stood over the bowl I noticed my urine was blood red. Now I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure this isn't a good sign. Not wanting to worry my wife and I wasn't about to bother my doctor on the weekend I took the wait and see approach. Been feeling fine so no need to rush things right? But I have to admit it got me a little worried.

Nevertheless I went about my business and forgot about the whole thing till that night. That night I had to do some throne sitting and when I finished I noticed the water in the bowl was red. Under closer examination I noticed the turd was blood red and was leaching red into the water. Again, I am no doctor but I don't think this was a good sign. Again, I didn't want to bother anyone with this but it got me to thinking about all my plans and goals I had yet to acheive and how little time I might have left on the earth. I thought of the people I had wronged and owed apologies. I even thought of those who had wronged me and who I should grant forgiveness. With some deep reflection it became obvious to me that there was a lot of sfuff I still need to do on this earth and the time is running short so I best get to it and make the most of each and every day. Then I thought of all the beets I had eaten and how maybe I shouldn't eat beets all day - good for you or not.
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You slay me Jo.... :clap:
 
The grape flavored zero calorie sams choice drink mixes. I quit them cold turkey when it happened to me.
 
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Jogeephus":1zyl763t said:
Our mortality is something we don't think about very often. Or at least I don't. Not till yesterday anyway. You see, yesterday I had to take a leak and as I stood over the bowl I noticed my urine was blood red. Now I'm not a doctor but I'm pretty sure this isn't a good sign. Not wanting to worry my wife and I wasn't about to bother my doctor on the weekend I took the wait and see approach. Been feeling fine so no need to rush things right? But I have to admit it got me a little worried.

Nevertheless I went about my business and forgot about the whole thing till that night. That night I had to do some throne sitting and when I finished I noticed the water in the bowl was red. Under closer examination I noticed the turd was blood red and was leaching red into the water. Again, I am no doctor but I don't think this was a good sign. Again, I didn't want to bother anyone with this but it got me to thinking about all my plans and goals I had yet to acheive and how little time I might have left on the earth. I thought of the people I had wronged and owed apologies. I even thought of those who had wronged me and who I should grant forgiveness. With some deep reflection it became obvious to me that there was a lot of sfuff I still need to do on this earth and the time is running short so I best get to it and make the most of each and every day. Then I thought of all the beets I had eaten and how maybe I shouldn't eat beets all day - good for you or not.
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You had me there for a minute........I was just getting ready to ask to be left Eli, the old mustang and a few guns in your will and then I got to the beets part. :mrgreen: :hide:
 

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