ranchwife
Well-known member
good morning, all!!!! in between night calving checks, i have been catching up on some "meaningful reading" from the traders dispatch...lots of good recipes and info on rangeland issues, auctions, etc....also lots of jokes, so they are not "original", but still make ya smile....a few examples for your morning pleasure!!!!....
lifes briefest moment is the time between reading the sign on the freeway and realizing you just missed your exit...
sign seen on a septic truck in oregon, "yesterdays meals on wheels"
sign on a Proctologists door,"to expedite your visit, please back in!"
sign on a plumbers truck " we repair what your husband fixed"
joe was in court, charged with parking in a restricted area...the judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.."well, the city should not put up such misleading signs," joe said. " the sign i parked near read: FINE FOR PARKING HERE"
some interesting T-shirts:
i'm still hot....it just comes in flashes
annapolis--a drinking town with a sailing problem
physically pffffft!!! (been there...)
buckle up...it makes it harder for the alien to snatch you from your car
we got rid of the kids...the cat was allergic
dangerously under-medicated (met a few of those in my time)
my mind works like lightning....one brilliant flash and it's gone
everytime i hear the word "exercise", i wash my mouth out with chocolate
just a few to (hopefully) put a smile on your face before you go out and face the rest of the world....
lifes briefest moment is the time between reading the sign on the freeway and realizing you just missed your exit...
sign seen on a septic truck in oregon, "yesterdays meals on wheels"
sign on a Proctologists door,"to expedite your visit, please back in!"
sign on a plumbers truck " we repair what your husband fixed"
joe was in court, charged with parking in a restricted area...the judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.."well, the city should not put up such misleading signs," joe said. " the sign i parked near read: FINE FOR PARKING HERE"
some interesting T-shirts:
i'm still hot....it just comes in flashes
annapolis--a drinking town with a sailing problem
physically pffffft!!! (been there...)
buckle up...it makes it harder for the alien to snatch you from your car
we got rid of the kids...the cat was allergic
dangerously under-medicated (met a few of those in my time)
my mind works like lightning....one brilliant flash and it's gone
everytime i hear the word "exercise", i wash my mouth out with chocolate
just a few to (hopefully) put a smile on your face before you go out and face the rest of the world....
