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After a relaxing bath Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror.

Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight, was depressing her.

In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.

God....If you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you, She prayed.

And just like that.... Her ears fell off.
 
TexasBred":3guw2m2q said:
Lammie":3guw2m2q said:
Is she even still around? Now I have to go google her...
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Lammie...unfortuantely I think she "blew it". :lol: :lol:
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Boo Hiss! You were just waiting for that one, weren't you?
 
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Horticattleman":14bguucy said:
You might not have heard much of her since she switched to the Republican party.....the democrats left a bad taste in her mouth! :banana:
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I'm glad you mens all got a chance to dust off your old jokes. :D
 
And I'm glad Lammie that you're a big enough person to hang around here and enjoy them with us, stupid as they are, instead of resorting to pursed lips, and knitted brows, like some of the other ladies. ;-) :cowboy: ( God help me for what I have just said)

You got a good sense of humor for a girl. 8)
 
3waycross":foocxj8d said:
And I'm glad Lammie that you're a big enough person to hang around here and enjoy them with us, stupid as they are, instead of resorting to pursed lips, and knitted brows, like some of the other ladies. ;-) :cowboy: ( God help me for what I have just said)

You got a good sense of humor for a girl. 8)
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Hey, Monica is no victim here. She got what was coming to her!!!! Couldn't help that one. :oops:
 
Lammie":3kdnihgo said:
3waycross":3kdnihgo said:
And I'm glad Lammie that you're a big enough person to hang around here and enjoy them with us, stupid as they are, instead of resorting to pursed lips, and knitted brows, like some of the other ladies. ;-) :cowboy: ( God help me for what I have just said)

You got a good sense of humor for a girl. 8)
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Hey, Monica is no victim here. She got what was coming to her!!!! Couldn't help that one. :oops:
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:lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :lol: Lammie is "open minded" at least.

:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
 

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