MikeC Goes Hang Gliding

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Subject: MikeC Goes Hang-Gliding


Back in South Alabama, you didn't see too many people
hang-gliding. MikeC decided to save up and get a
hang-glider. He takes it to the highest mountain,(A Water Tower) and after
struggling to the top, he gets ready to take flight. He
takes off running and reaches the edge--and into the wind he
goes!

Meanwhile, Maw and Paw Nowlandfarms were sittin' on the porch swing
talkin' about the good ol' days, before they got Flaboy borned when Maw spots the biggest
bird she had ever seen! "Look at the size of that bird,
Paw!" she exclaims. Paw straightens up and says, "Git my
gun, Maw."

She runs into the house and brings out his pump shotgun. He
takes careful aim. BANG...BANG.....BANG.....BANG! The
monster-size bird continues to sail silently over the tree
tops.

"I think ya missed him, Paw," she says.

"Yeah," he replies, "but at least he let go of MikeC"
 
You promised not to tell this. :P

Glad to know it was Rod that was so trigger happy. :shock:
 
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww,

Go get some more of them there shotgun shells !!! I'm gonna' take me a little trip up to them hills in Tennessee to hunt me some of them there Crowders and WarPaints. I hear they ain't much to look at but sure do hollar when you light up their rear ends.
 
Not to worry. MikeC was ok. The air conditioned tractor cab and lazy boy he was sitting in protected him. :lol: :lol:
 
flaboy?":1dorjpgc said:
Not to worry. MikeC was ok. The air conditioned tractor cab and lazy boy he was sitting in protected him. :lol: :lol:
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It was really the "Makers Mark" that cushioned the landing. ;-)
 
Nowland Farms":15wch1m4 said:
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww,

Go get some more of them there shotgun shells !!! I'm gonna' take me a little trip up to them hills in Tennessee to hunt me some of them there Crowders and WarPaints. I hear they ain't much to look at but sure do hollar when you light up their rear ends.
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I aint doin no hollerin, mainly cause I can run alot faster than Crowder! :lol:
 
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