Menopause Jewelry

[chrisy]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
bl**dy red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

 

[*Cowgirl*]

:lol:

 

[msscamp]

:shock: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Tod Dague]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
bl**dy red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

:lol: :lol: I'm not sure a harder rock is the way to go. :?

 

[curtis]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
bl**dy red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Some of the Gals around here get traded in for a newer model when they start acting like that.

 

[Lammie]

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings,
bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be
able to monitor my moods.
We've discovered that when I'm in a good mood, it
turns green. When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big
bl**dy red mark on his forehead.
Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond.

Some of the Gals around here get traded in for a newer model when they start acting like that.

Yes, and the newer models will want bigger better stuff than the starter wife got! Beware before you trade up for something newer, firmer and blonder. :D :lol: :stop: