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Kenz

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This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total
> > of 70 yrs. experience.
> > >
> > > Here is a little something someone sent me that is
> > > indisputable mathematical logic.
> > >
> > > This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes
> > like this:
> > >
> > > What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than
> > 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving
> > more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where
> > someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%?
> > What makes up 100% in life?
> > >
> > > Here's a little mathematical formula that might
> > help you answer these questions:
> > >
> > > If:
> > > A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
> > >
> > > is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21
22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that
While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and
Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass
kissing that will put you over the top.
 

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Back when I had a real job I had a poster that had it on it. Some of the supervisors under me would come in and write on it when they were stressed. They had some better ones but I don’t remember what they were.
 
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pretty funny - add stupidity, ass kissin, n bullshit together and see how far you get :dunce:
 

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