marriage is like.....

[chrisy]

.....a deck of cards........
first you need a Heart to fall in love
second a Diamond to say his yours
third a Club to beat his f'ing head in
then fourth a Spade to bury the b'stard

 

[Jogeephus]

About right!

 

[john250]

"Marriage is like a car. Sometimes the road is bumpy and the shocks are bad. And this country can't make one of either that lasts more than 5 years."--Homer Simpson

 

[Miss Daisy]

yup :nod:

 

[larryshoat]

Marriage is like a buffet, it's all you can eat, but it's the same thing every day .

Larry

 

[pdfangus]

.....a deck of cards........
first you need a Heart to fall in love
second a Diamond to say his yours
third a Club to beat his f'ing head in
then fourth a Spade to bury the b'stard

First woman I have ever heard to admit the reality......