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ATTENTION ALL MEN:

Do women call you Fatty?


Do women call you Baldy?


Do women call you Ugly?


Do you have bad breath?


Do women call you Shortie?


Do your ears have more hair than your head?


Do women call you Stupid?


Do women call you Loser?


Are you over 30, 40, 50, 60, or even 70?


Worst of all, have the women completely lost interest in you?


Do not despair.


Now there is a new "Male Beauty Product" on the market that will
change all of that! ;-) :lol:



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Yes to all the above. Does that thing work. Dang, I heard a song about tractors being sexy so I bought several. :oops:
 
It worked for my husband. Not with me, but with his last girlfriend before we met. We wrecked the Vette on our second date! All gone!! ;-)
 
...so conversly the fact that I drive an old wore out flat bed dirty truck says what about my looks?
 
ollie'":tiw8w0ik said:
...so conversly the fact that I drive an old wore out flat bed dirty truck says what about my looks?
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
most women in these parts would MUCH rather have the flatbed than the little sports car....think it has something to do with ground clearance!! ;-) ;-)
 
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ollie'":28ux3nl4 said:
...so conversly the fact that I drive an old wore out flat bed dirty truck says what about my looks?
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I don't know about your looks ;-) , but an old wore out flat bed means that you're not all about appearances and it's probably paid for.

To really make a statement, you could drive your old truck clad only in your red union suit. :)
 
If a feller needs a set of wheels to make himself look good, makes you wonder how long the girls will hang around if the car was gone tomorrow...Reminds me of some of my Harley buddies, they get a bike, and get the girl, the bike goes, and so does she. :lol:
 
Mahoney Pursley Ranch":127yr874 said:
Standin on the corner in Winslow Arizona such a fine site to see it's a girl my Lord in a flatbed Ford turnin round to take a look at me. Ohhhhhh Yeaaaaaaa BABY!
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Come on baaabbby, don't say maaaybbbee. i got to know that your sweet love is gonna save me.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

i think the flat bed and the flashy car have their places. i like fast cars but also love trucks, the louder the exhaust the better.
 
msscamp":6zbz0bff said:
flaboy-":6zbz0bff said:
Does that thing work.
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I'm sure it does. The question is, do you really want the type of woman it works for?
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I was wondering if it came with a PTO. Sure would make baling hay in 100 degree weather much easier. Then again maybe I can just get a good woman to drive my tractor. :lol:
 
If a woman goes for that kind of thing, I hope she just keeps on going. Not only is that a car, it is foreign.

There are some brand spanking new trucks on the road that are paid for too. Some of ya'll sound like the advertisers, "What would you do with a $?" "Pay of your house?" (they all think the banks own everything we claim to be ours)
 
flaboy-":7azt0832 said:
msscamp":7azt0832 said:
flaboy-":7azt0832 said:
Does that thing work.
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I'm sure it does. The question is, do you really want the type of woman it works for?
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I was wondering if it came with a PTO. Sure would make baling hay in 100 degree weather much easier. Then again maybe I can just get a good woman to drive my tractor. :lol:
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Nah, doesn't have enough horse power! As far as the woman, a lot of that depends on you. ;-)
 

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