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These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
Christ the King.
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Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the
house. Bring your husbands.
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a
conflict.
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Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell"
to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
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Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
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The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in
their school days.
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A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow
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At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
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Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration
of some older ones.
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Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
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The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
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The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may
be seen in the basement on Friday
afternoon.
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This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come
prepared to sin.
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Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B. S. is done.
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The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the
pancake breakfast next Sunday.
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Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side
entrance.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up
Yours".
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon
tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the
recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill
Christ the King.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of
those things not worth keeping around the
house. Bring your husbands.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a
conflict.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at
someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell"
to someone who doesn't care much about you.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving
obvious pleasure to the congregation.
------------------------------------------------------------
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery
downstairs.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the
help they can get.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will
sing: "Break Forth Into Joy."
------------------------------------------------------------------
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the
church. So ends a friendship that began in
their school days.
------------------------------------------------------------------
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow
-----------------------------------------------------------------
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is
Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir
practice.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of
several new members and to the deterioration
of some older ones.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Scouts are saving aluminium cans, bottles and other items to be
recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple
children.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased
person you want remembered.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and
gracious hostility.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may
be seen in the basement on Friday
afternoon.
------------------------------------------------------------------
This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across
from the Church. Bring a blanket and come
prepared to sin.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. All ladies
are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B. S. is done.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would
lend him their electric girdles for the
pancake breakfast next Sunday.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use
the back door.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the
Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The
congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
------------------------------------------------------------------
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side
entrance.
------------------------------------------------------------------
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign
slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge - Up
Yours".
