Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
"Well, she’s 27, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and she's wearing really short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours".
The first old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."
"Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?"
"Well, she’s 27, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and she's wearing really short shorts. What does your wife look like?"
"Doesn't matter, let's look for yours".
