>
> The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
> body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
>
> No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should
> not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!
> I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal,
> who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back
> down.
>
> Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
> increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
>
> Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,Boy, she
> is going to get into big trouble!"
>
> The teacher
> continued to ignore her and said to the class, anybody?"
>
> Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
> part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
> eye."
>
> Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued;
> "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
>
> One, you have a dirty mind
>
> Two, you didn't read your homework, and
>
> Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!!!!!
> The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
> body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"
>
> No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should
> not be asking sixth-graders a question like that!
> I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal,
> who will then fire you!" With a sneer on her face, she then sat back
> down.
>
> Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
> increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"
>
> Little Mary's mouth fell open; then she said to those around her,Boy, she
> is going to get into big trouble!"
>
> The teacher
> continued to ignore her and said to the class, anybody?"
>
> Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body
> part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the
> eye."
>
> Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued;
> "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:
>
> One, you have a dirty mind
>
> Two, you didn't read your homework, and
>
> Three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed!!!!!
