Little Johnny was sittin on the porch playing with a cat when the preacher stopped by. Johnny asked the preacher what was the most powerfull liquid known to man. The preacher thought for a minute an said it has to be holy water, i can rub it on a womans belly an she will pass a baby boy. Johnny says that ain,t nothing , i can rub this turpentine on a cats butt an he,ll pass a freightrain.
