The new teacher decides one day to let the class make a sentence using the word fascinate.Little Susan raised her hand an said, i got to go to the zoo an it was fascinating to watch the animals. The teacher said that was good Susan but i wanted you to use fascinate, not fascinating.
She looks on the very back row an there was Little Johnny waving his hand. She had heard of his devilish ways an was reluctant to call on him, but thought how could he possibly screw this up an said, ok Johnny its your turn.
Johnny stands an says, my Aunt Christy has a sweater that has ten buttons, but her breasts are so big that she can only fasten eight. The teacher faints an the class bursts into laughter.
She looks on the very back row an there was Little Johnny waving his hand. She had heard of his devilish ways an was reluctant to call on him, but thought how could he possibly screw this up an said, ok Johnny its your turn.
Johnny stands an says, my Aunt Christy has a sweater that has ten buttons, but her breasts are so big that she can only fasten eight. The teacher faints an the class bursts into laughter.
