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Little Billy
Little Billy and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Billy bravely walks up to him and says,"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing that he had ever heard, Mr. Smith replies,"Well Billy, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Billy replies "In
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
need to support Jenny."
Again, Billy instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Billy has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Billy won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says,"Well Billy, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."
Little Billy and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married, so Billy goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Billy bravely walks up to him and says,"Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing that he had ever heard, Mr. Smith replies,"Well Billy, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Billy replies "In
Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin,
"Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll
need to support Jenny."
Again, Billy instantly replies, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith is a little shocked that Billy has put so much
thought into this. He thinks for a moment trying to come up with
something that Billy won't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith says,"Well Billy, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Billy just shrugs his shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."
