Lineup For 2012: (Tongue-In-Cheek)

[Running Arrow Bill]

Here's my "lineup" for the "new government":

• 1. President: Jesse Ventura
  2. Vice-President: Hulk Hogan
  3. Health & Human Services: Dr. Ruth (Alternate: TV's "House" aka Dr. Gregory House)
  4. Homeland Security: Sheriff Ariola (sp) from Arizona
  5. Secretary of State: Miss Manners
  6. Secretary of Treasury: ??
  7. Director FBI: TV's Gil Grissom from "CSI Las Vegas"
  8. Director CIA: Gambino Crime Family Don (JUST KIDDING!!)
  9. Director IRS: YOU
  10. Secretary of Defense: Sean Connery
  11. Social Secretary: Lady GaGa (Alternate: Bill Clinton)
  12. Director of Parole Violations: Lindsey Lohan
  13. Director of EPA (None. Phase out program...too many "rules")
  14. National 2nd Amendment Czar: (You fill this one in)
  15. Etc...
  
  :banana: :clap: :lol:

 

[Isomade]

1 Sam Elliot
2 Lou Holtz
4 James Arness (Matt Dillon in "Gun Smoke")
6 Dave Ramsey