Limericks!

[melking]

A new topic might be in order, and before you say, "this is a cattle forum" The rules require that some form of cattle be in each limerick. What say you? Willing to try? An Example...

1. There once was a man named Dun
From Missouri is where he come
He's forgot more than most
About cows and fence posts
And to us he is number one!

 

[Nesikep]

You're setting the bar pretty high to start with there

 

[melking]

You're setting the bar pretty high to start with there

I know, right? I thought I would grab the easiest one right off the bat.

 

[Nesikep]

OK.. Lemme try my hand at this

There once was a man named Ron
He pet his cows from dusk to dawn
He said Hello
When he met Margo
'Cuz she was pretty as a swan

I better go hide now

 

[melking]

Perfect Nesi!

 

[Nesikep]

I'm trying to think of one for Hook.. there's gotta be a good one there somewhere

 

[inyati13]

OK.. Lemme try my hand at this

There once was a man named Ron
He pet his cows from dusk to dawn
He said Hello
When he met Margo
'Cuz she was pretty as a swan

I better go hide now

She is the apple of my eye. :heart: Kris can witness to this: While I was visiting in Missouri, the guy who watched my cows while I was gone sent me a text and a picture in which he was hugging Margo. Below the picture he wrote: Ron, don't come back. I am in love with Margo and I have found your stump. She loves me now and hopes you never come back.

 

[M5farm]

I login to cattle today,
To see whos ready to play,
Sky, hook and TT are here,
TB is out getting his Beer,
I really need to go feed some HAY

 

[tripleBfarms]

There once was a man from Nantucket. .........wait.......never mind

 

[inyati13]

There was once a man named Mel,
He never feared he would ever go to h@ll.
So he cussed, farted and belched,
At night, he lusted after a girl that was Welsh.
He lived a long and sinful life,
He never did take a wife.
In the end, he took stock of his slate,
He said, "Oh, I wish I had not started so late."

 

[Nesikep]

TripleB, I found the 'adult' version of that one on Wikipedia of all places!!... certainly didn't expect to stumble on it there http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_once ... _Nantucket

Inyati, It's good, but doesn't refer to cattle


Upon seeing Cowgirl's exodus
There was no one happier than Taurus
Except TB
you see,
He wished she was in a sarcophagus

Their chains would always rattle
It was a telltale tattle
Cud to chew
Words to moo
In the barn there were cattle!

*snicker*.. this is kinda fun!

 

[dun]

There once was a man from Nantucket. .........wait.......never mind

That was first what went through my mind. That and "there once was maiden named Alice" That and a whoole bunch more.

 

[lavacarancher]

There once was a man from Nantucket. .........wait.......never mind

That was first what went through my mind. That and "there once was maiden named Alice" That and a whoole bunch more.

Then there was "There was a man from Kent …….." Same category but not about cattle.

 

[melking]

there once was a rancher named Hook
Who voted despite all the crooks
The grandmas defeated
illegals sent home
By Hook will get rid of the crooks

 

[lavacarancher]

There was a guy with a Ford
When driving he got so bored
So he went to town
To look around
And came home with a John Deere

Well, couldn't come up with anything that rhymed.

 

[melking]

There was a guy with a Ford
When driving he got so bored
So he went to town
To look around
And came home with a John Deere

Well, couldn't come up with anything that rhymed.

A good effort none the less

 

[lavacarancher]

There once was a guy with three tractors
Whose colors were not a factor
The red one was too big
The blue one was too small
The green one did it all
And these are not exactly ribald

OK, that's it. My head hurts now and I'm going to get a beer.

 

[tripleBfarms]

There once was a man from Nantucket. .........wait.......never mind

That was first what went through my mind. That and "there once was maiden named Alice" That and a whoole bunch more.

Then there was "There was a man from Kent …….." Same category but not about cattle.

glad i'm not the only one

 

[lavacarancher]

There once was a man named Jogee
Whose goal in life was to live free
Then along came Osama and the EPA
They took away all his dreams
And replaced it with paperwork in the reams

OK, I promise, no more. I need another beer.

 

[branguscowgirl]

Keep drinking Lava, they are getting better! :lol: