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chrisy

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> A woman asks her husband if he'd like some breakfast. 'Would you like

> bacon and

> eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast

>

> and maybe some Grapefruit and coffee?' she asks.

>

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> He declines. 'Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now.

>

> It's this Viagra,' he says. 'It's really taken the edge off my appetite.'

> At

> lunch time, she asks if he would like something. 'A bowl of soup,

>

> homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?' she inquires.

>

>

> He declines. 'The Viagra,' he says, 'really trashes my desire for food.'

>

>

> Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat. 'Would you

>

> like maybe a juicy porterhouse steak and scrumptious apple pie?

>

> Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?'

>

>

> He declines again. 'Naw, still not hungry.'

>

>

> 'Well,' she says, 'would you mind letting me up? I'm starving!!!!!!
 

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