Let's Review Shall We

[warpaint]

With nuthin better to do, and no new interesting topics coming to mind, what say we take a gander back at some of our discussions?

1. First and foremost, Crowder's campaign. (this one is usually good for a day or two).

2. several different Tennessee threads come to mind. ( of course the original was the best, and still, I believe the all-time record holder for responses.)

3.Little Johnny ( a much abused child)

4.Blonde jokes (always good for a chuckle, unless you happen to be blonde.)

5. crackers (probably learned more about crackers than we ever really wanted to know.)

6.trivia (a lesson well taught that some folks cheat and google the answers)

7. non-smokin section ( I applaud all who were strong enough to kick the habit.)

8. trimming a bull's eyelashes (for what I'll never know, nor do I care to find out.)

9. weather ( a wide diversional topic.)

10. new gurus ( a much esteemed milestone.)

11. Crowder's fondness for large type females. (need I say more?)

12. screen doors in submarines. (don't knock em they keep the fish out.)

13. Holidays. (well wishes from folks.)

14. Husbands and wives. ( only put this one on cause I didn't want to end with 13.)


Just a short review, topics we all know an luv. 8)

 

[flaboy-]

Hey, watch the cracks about the crackers. :lol:

 

[warpaint]

Hey, watch the cracks about the crackers. :lol:

I guess I should have clarified that by sayin ritz and saltines. :lol:

 

[VanC]

Don't forget CAB, our favorite breed, Hillary jokes, opinions of AI bulls, black baldies..........the list is almost endless.

 

[backhoeboogie]

7. non-smokin section ( I applaud all who were strong enough to kick the habit.)

Now look here Paint, I can't let Crowder do something better n me. So I done called the Dr. A real Dr. Not the neighbor who bends you over and gives you a shot of TSC pennicilin. A real sure nuff M.D. who charges mega bucks to tell you that your throat is sore. And I had this Dr. prescribe Chantix. And I am going to give this Chantix a try. Now I aint making no promises. It was a bunch of nickels and the wife decided she was going to go the distance too.

Maybe we'll watch the grandbabies graduate college.

 

[chrisy]

what about the CB one liners???? :roll: and should anyone be muzzled??? yea I know me at the moment. I'll get me coat. :nod:

 

[*Cowgirl*]

You can't forget the puns.

 

[warpaint]

7. non-smokin section ( I applaud all who were strong enough to kick the habit.)

Now look here Paint, I can't let Crowder do something better n me. So I done called the Dr. A real Dr. Not the neighbor who bends you over and gives you a shot of TSC pennicilin. A real sure nuff M.D. who charges mega bucks to tell you that your throat is sore. And I had this Dr. prescribe Chantix. And I am going to give this Chantix a try. Now I aint making no promises. It was a bunch of nickels and the wife decided she was going to go the distance too.

Maybe we'll watch the grandbabies graduate college.

Thats what my Dad's Dr. gave him.
I would really like to try this stuff, but I'm never at home long enough to see the m.d. The only other option open to me is to try and find one here that my insurance will cover. Good luck.

 

[warpaint]

what about the CB one liners???? :roll: and should anyone be muzzled??? yea I know me at the moment. I'll get me coat. :nod:

Yup, them there uns too. I just made a short list of some of the oldies but goodies. I'm right shore other folks have they're own fav-o-rite ones. ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

7. non-smokin section ( I applaud all who were strong enough to kick the habit.)

Now look here Paint, I can't let Crowder do something better n me. So I done called the Dr. A real Dr. Not the neighbor who bends you over and gives you a shot of TSC pennicilin. A real sure nuff M.D. who charges mega bucks to tell you that your throat is sore. And I had this Dr. prescribe Chantix. And I am going to give this Chantix a try. Now I aint making no promises. It was a bunch of nickels and the wife decided she was going to go the distance too.

Maybe we'll watch the grandbabies graduate college.

If Uncle Crowder can put em down, anyone can...I will admit, I'm in the market for a new habit.Any Cowgirls out there send me your picture! I promise my Wife wont care... :shock:

 

[novatech]

7. non-smokin section ( I applaud all who were strong enough to kick the habit.)

Now look here Paint, I can't let Crowder do something better n me. So I done called the Dr. A real Dr. Not the neighbor who bends you over and gives you a shot of TSC pennicilin. A real sure nuff M.D. who charges mega bucks to tell you that your throat is sore. And I had this Dr. prescribe Chantix. And I am going to give this Chantix a try. Now I aint making no promises. It was a bunch of nickels and the wife decided she was going to go the distance too.

Maybe we'll watch the grandbabies graduate college.

Thats what my Dad's Dr. gave him.
I would really like to try this stuff, but I'm never at home long enough to see the m.d. The only other option open to me is to try and find one here that my insurance will cover. Good luck.

Why don't we all get together and do a class action law suit against the tobbaco co. for pain and suffering. This quitting hurts.

 

[novatech]

7. non-smokin section ( I applaud all who were strong enough to kick the habit.)

Now look here Paint, I can't let Crowder do something better n me. So I done called the Dr. A real Dr. Not the neighbor who bends you over and gives you a shot of TSC pennicilin. A real sure nuff M.D. who charges mega bucks to tell you that your throat is sore. And I had this Dr. prescribe Chantix. And I am going to give this Chantix a try. Now I aint making no promises. It was a bunch of nickels and the wife decided she was going to go the distance too.

Maybe we'll watch the grandbabies graduate college.

If Uncle Crowder can put em down, anyone can...I will admit, I'm in the market for a new habit.Any Cowgirls out there send me your picture! I promise my Wife wont care... :shock:

They say keeping your hands occupied helps.

 

[RebelCritter]

If Uncle Crowder can put em down, anyone can...I will admit, I'm in the market for a new habit.Any Cowgirls out there send me your picture! I promise my Wife wont care... :shock:

Heres a new habit for you Crowder! The Cowboy Nun from Texas!

http://www.centerpointpress.com/sister_main.htm

 

[Crowderfarms]

Critter, you aint right. Forget the Nun. She never had NUN, and dang sure Aint gonna give NUN!

 

[warpaint]

I'm pretty sure that I'll think of sumthin to say to this, just can't right yet! :shock:

 

[backhoeboogie]

Crowder, Don't those boots trip your trigger? How about if that nun put on another 100 lbs?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Nother 100 lbs, and I''ll be changng my name to Father Crowder!!

 

[warpaint]

Nother 100 lbs, and I''ll be changng my name to Father Crowder!!

And to think, I thought there was nuthin else you could do or say that would shock me! :shock:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Hey, At least I dont set around in silk shorts and a tank top watchin Oprah, Dr. Shill and get Cosmopolitan Magazine mailed to me, and Lord knows what else. :shock:

 

[warpaint]

Hey, At least I dont set around in silk shorts and a tank top watchin Oprah, Dr. Shill and get Cosmopolitan Magazine mailed to me, and Lord knows what else. :shock:

Lets leave ole aplus outta this, shall we? :roll: