Jogeephus
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Yes, conjured would be a very good word for it. At the moment I have an abundance of peppers and was racking my feeble alcohol blurred mind and I came up with a new concoction. I'd share the exact recipe with you but legal counsel has advised against such as this might pose some liability issues. However, I will give you a slight glimpse of the ingredients and will admit to having six unique peppers inside the mix with varying degrees of capsium and none would be considered sweet by any means.
I have christened the sauce "A Woman's Scorn" as I think this name pretty well describes the flavor profile. As many a poor man has learned the initial fragrance of a woman is quite alluring, the initial contact is sweet as honey but then .... the unlucky soul learns of a hidden wrath. A wrath that is wielded with such utter vengenence one wonders where all this fury came from. One questions, what happened to the sweetness as all parts of the mouth burn as if you've swallowed a hot coal. Just as the unfortunate one had grown attached to her sweetnes, its snatched away without warning leaving one with uncontrollable sniffles and tears running down the face. Finally, the burning in the roof of the mouth subsides as the nasal drainage and tears increase. Finally, the scalding fire in the sides of your cheeks also subside leaving just a small flame on the tip of the tongue which you uncontrollably flick against your front teeth like a dog whose eaten a stink bug. Then there is a slight burning sensation in the pit of your gut and the drainage and tears cease as you realize - its over - she has gone and the endorphins in your body subside leaving those with short memories wanting more as if the next time is going to be different. Brilliant stuff this is!!!! Be just the thing for those who like to say, "I ain't skeered". :nod:
I have christened the sauce "A Woman's Scorn" as I think this name pretty well describes the flavor profile. As many a poor man has learned the initial fragrance of a woman is quite alluring, the initial contact is sweet as honey but then .... the unlucky soul learns of a hidden wrath. A wrath that is wielded with such utter vengenence one wonders where all this fury came from. One questions, what happened to the sweetness as all parts of the mouth burn as if you've swallowed a hot coal. Just as the unfortunate one had grown attached to her sweetnes, its snatched away without warning leaving one with uncontrollable sniffles and tears running down the face. Finally, the burning in the roof of the mouth subsides as the nasal drainage and tears increase. Finally, the scalding fire in the sides of your cheeks also subside leaving just a small flame on the tip of the tongue which you uncontrollably flick against your front teeth like a dog whose eaten a stink bug. Then there is a slight burning sensation in the pit of your gut and the drainage and tears cease as you realize - its over - she has gone and the endorphins in your body subside leaving those with short memories wanting more as if the next time is going to be different. Brilliant stuff this is!!!! Be just the thing for those who like to say, "I ain't skeered". :nod:
