Kid's Question

jkwilson

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Little Jimmy was staying with his Grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other children when he came into the house and asked her," Grandma, What is that thing called when people are sleeping on top of each other?"

She was a little taken aback, But decided that her responsibility was to tell him the truth.... "It's called intimacy darling." Little Jimmy said. "OH,OK" and went back outside to play with the other kids.


A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, " Grandma, It is NOT called intimacy!!!! Its called BUNK BEDS!!!!
 
Reminds me of a situation my friend was confronted with about 10 years ago. We were driving down the road with his son who was about 7 or 8 at the time. We ran across a couple of hounds that were busy making puppies, and of course he noticed it immediately. He says," Dad, what are them dogs doing?" Ronnie sat there a few seconds then said, "well son that one dog ran out of gas and his buddy is pushing him home." He just sat back satisfied with the answer. But everytime I see that I crack up now.
 

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