stocky
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Little Johnny and Jenny were only 10 years old, but they just knew that
they were in love.
One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him
and said; "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love, and I want to ask you for
her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing that he had ever heard, Mr.
Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied; "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine, and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this was just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week, and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine"
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
thought into this. He thought for a moment, trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith said; "Well Johnny, it seems like you have everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said; "Well, we've been lucky so far.."
Suddenly Mr. Smith didn't think the little bastard was so adorable anymore.
they were in love.
One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to
Jenny's father to ask him for her hand. Johnny bravely walked up to him
and said; "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love, and I want to ask you for
her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was just the cutest thing that he had ever heard, Mr.
Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied; "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than mine, and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this was just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance. Jenny makes 5 bucks a week, and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine"
By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny has put so much
thought into this. He thought for a moment, trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer to. After a second, Mr. Smith said; "Well Johnny, it seems like you have everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said; "Well, we've been lucky so far.."
Suddenly Mr. Smith didn't think the little bastard was so adorable anymore.
