Tommy Ruyle
Well-known member
1. FIRST, FIND A BABY.
2. SECOND, BE SURE WHAT YOU FIND IS INDEED A BABY BY EMPLOYING CLASSIC SNIFFING TECHNIQUES- - IF YOU SMELL BABY POWDER AND THE WONDERFUL AROMA OF WET DIAPERS, THIS IS, INDEED, A BABY.
3. NEXT YOU WILL NEED TO FLATTEN OUT THE BABY, BEFORE ACTUALLY BEGINNING THE HUGGING PROCESS.
4. THE "PAW SLIDE": SIMPLY SLIDE PAWS AROUND BABY AND PREPARE FOR POSSIBLE CLOSE-UP.
**NOTE: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.
5. FINALLY, IF A CAMERA IS PRESENT, YOU WILL NEED TO EXECUTE THE DIFFICULT AND PATENTED 'HUG, SMILE AND LEAN' SO AS TO ACHIEVE THE BEST PHOTO QUALITY.
PERFECT! NOW, EVERYONE SAY, "AAAAAWWWW."
2. SECOND, BE SURE WHAT YOU FIND IS INDEED A BABY BY EMPLOYING CLASSIC SNIFFING TECHNIQUES- - IF YOU SMELL BABY POWDER AND THE WONDERFUL AROMA OF WET DIAPERS, THIS IS, INDEED, A BABY.
3. NEXT YOU WILL NEED TO FLATTEN OUT THE BABY, BEFORE ACTUALLY BEGINNING THE HUGGING PROCESS.
4. THE "PAW SLIDE": SIMPLY SLIDE PAWS AROUND BABY AND PREPARE FOR POSSIBLE CLOSE-UP.
**NOTE: The added slobber should help in future steps by making the 'paw slide' easier.
5. FINALLY, IF A CAMERA IS PRESENT, YOU WILL NEED TO EXECUTE THE DIFFICULT AND PATENTED 'HUG, SMILE AND LEAN' SO AS TO ACHIEVE THE BEST PHOTO QUALITY.
PERFECT! NOW, EVERYONE SAY, "AAAAAWWWW."
