In case you're wondering.......................

Just Curious

Well-known member
Joined
Sep 13, 2006
Messages
585
City & State/Province
Ronan, Montana
Things which are QUITE difficult to say when you are drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things which are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk:
1. Specificity
2. Antidisestablishmentarianism
3. Loquacious
4. Transubstantiate

Things which are downright IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.
2. Nope, I've had enough to drink, thank you.
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. No thanks, kebabs are full of fat.
5. Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. I'm not interested in fighting you.
7. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination.
8. Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.
9. You're right, I can't jump over that table.
10. Oh, I just couldn't - no one wants to hear me sing.
 
keg_pounding_sm_clr.gif


that's a good one, some of those words are hard to say sober.

Homer_simpson.gif
doh!
 
As an Amazon Associate we earn from qualifying purchases. Product prices and availability are accurate as of the date/time indicated and are subject to change.

Latest posts

Back
Top