Ice Chest on the Road

[cowboy43]

I was driving home yesterday just South of Lockhart on Hwy 183, ahead of me was a pickup with the tailgate down , with one of those expensive ice chest sitting on the tale gate, it fell off right in front if me, I stopped as quick as I could, in hopes of retrieving it and catching up to him and return the cooler, the lid was open and inside was one water, 6 beers and a human toe, I have the Sheriff number on speed dial, so I immediately called the Sheriff office and told them what I had found.
the sheriff said I'll send a toe truck right out as quickly as possible. :cboy: :deadhorse:

 

[greybeard]

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[lavacarancher]

Ha Ha. I heard that one before only a little different. Still funny. :lol:

 

[cowboy43]

As you get older, I don't think their are many jokes that you have not heard , same jokes just told in a different way. I known some of the jokes I read on this forum are 60 years old or older. :cboy: