A Jewish man walked into the lingerie department of Macy's in New York.
He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34 B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests or them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said:
"Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills."
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Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that's full o' coos
sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't
understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back
"Use both hands, you'll get more in."
He tells the saleslady, "I would like a Jewish bra for my wife, size 34 B."
With a quizzical look the saleslady asked, "What kind of bra?"
He repeated, "A Jewish bra. She said to tell you that she wanted a Jewish bra, and that you would know what she wanted."
"Ah, now I remember," said the saleslady. "We don't get as many requests or them as we used to. Most of our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian bra."
Confused, and a little flustered, the man asked, "So, what are the differences?"
The saleslady responded. "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic bra supports the masses. The Salvation Army bra lifts up the fallen, and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright."
He mused on that information for a minute and said:
"Hmm. I know I'll regret asking, but what does the Jewish bra do?"
"Ah, the Jewish bra," she replied "makes mountains out of molehills."
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Scottish man walking through a field, sees a man drinking water from a pool with his hand.
The Scottish man shouts " Awa ye feel hoor that's full o' coos
sharn" (Don't drink the water, it's full of cow s ** t.)
The man shouts back "I'm English, Speak English, I don't
understand you".
The Scottish man shouts back
"Use both hands, you'll get more in."
