I Think You're the Father .....

[Tommy Ruyle]

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken back, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching???

She Looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher". :shock:

 

[la4angus]

What an :oops: moment. Open mouth insert foot. :lol:

 

[msscamp]

Clear up to the hip! ;-)

 

[Herefordcross]

Whoa!!!!!!!!!!! That would suck.

 

[eric]

Wow, would there be a hole deep enough to climb down into??
Only thing worse would be if he ran into the kids Sunday school teacher.


By the way, does anyone else look for Tommy's posts when they get into the coffee shop? He makes me laugh about 99% of the time when he posts. Not sure where he gets em, but I am glad he posts em on here! :lol:

 

[la4angus]

By the way, does anyone else look for Tommy's posts when they get into the coffee shop?

That's the first thing that I look for in the Coffee Shop.

 

[eric]

Glad to see you back in the forum LA4. Noticed a post awhile back that noted to some ill wind that passed your way and laid you up for a bit. Hopefully all is well and you are back to your onery ol' self nowadays! ;-)

 

[la4angus]

Glad to see you back in the forum LA4. Noticed a post awhile back that noted to some ill wind that passed your way and laid you up for a bit. Hopefully all is well and you are back to your onery ol' self nowadays! ;-)

All is about as well as it could be, just not quiet as ornery as usual, but getting there, slowly but surely.

 

[msscamp]

Glad to see you back in the forum LA4. Noticed a post awhile back that noted to some ill wind that passed your way and laid you up for a bit. Hopefully all is well and you are back to your onery ol' self nowadays! ;-)

All is about as well as it could be, just not quiet as ornery as usual, but getting there, slowly but surely.

:D

 

[Jogeephus]

That is too gooooooooddddddddd!!!!!!