I always wondered

[Dave]

When watching Superman on the old TV show, why is it that when the bad guys shoot Supermen the bullets bounced off his chest. But once they emptied there gun and then threw the empty revolver at him he ducked. I mean if bullets bounce off you why duck when someone tosses something at you? I just figure in this brain trust someone will know the answer.

 

[dun]

gun wasn;t rubber like the bullets

 

[ALACOWMAN]

me and my little brother tried that as kids... God rest him

 

[Dave]

me and my little brother tried that as kids... God rest him

What? He didn't duck when you tosses the gun at him?

 

[ALACOWMAN]

me and my little brother tried that as kids... God rest him

What? He didn't duck when you tosses the gun at him?

well sorta, he was on his way down from the six shots i had just fired into him.. so it cleared his head

 

[M5farm]

me and my little brother tried that as kids... God rest him

What? He didn't duck when you tosses the gun at him?

well sorta, he was on his way down from the six shots i had just fired into him.. so it cleared his head

you should take your show on the road. thats funny as heII

 

[Jogeephus]

:clap: That's good. Makes you wonder if you can believe half of what you see on the boob tube. Just look at Captain Crunch. Is he really a Captain? He only has three bars on his jacket and what's with his eyebrows being on his hat. Makes you wonder what other lies they are telling us.

 

[TN Cattle Man]

:clap: That's good. Makes you wonder if you can believe half of what you see on the boob tube. Just look at Captain Crunch. Is he really a Captain? He only has three bars on his jacket and what's with his eyebrows being on his hat. Makes you wonder what other lies they are telling us.

I agree Jo... but that Captain Crunch is some mighty fine eating!! And watch yourself if there are any Crunch Berries involved!! :banana:

 

[Dave]

I remember when the actor who played Superman on the TV show committed suicide. My Mom told me about it. I said how could Superman possibly commit suicide? Mom said he shot himself. I told her how could that possibly work? I have seen bullets bounce off him with my own eyes........

 

[greybeard]

:clap: That's good. Makes you wonder if you can believe half of what you see on the boob tube. Just look at Captain Crunch. Is he really a Captain? He only has three bars on his jacket and what's with his eyebrows being on his hat. Makes you wonder what other lies they are telling us.

Or the bull that would rather skip thru the pasture and sniff flowers than gore people to death?
(think there is one on Craigslist like that right now)

 

[Jogeephus]

I remember when the actor who played Superman on the TV show committed suicide. My Mom told me about it. I said how could Superman possibly commit suicide? Mom said he shot himself. I told her how could that possibly work? I have seen bullets bounce off him with my own eyes........

:lol2: :lol2: Seems like I remember when that happened and I had the same questions. To this day I still think there was some sort of a conspiracy.

 

[Fly-guy]

When one of my uncles was young, he put a cape on just like Superman's and guess what? Supermans gift of being able to fly faster than a speeding bullet didn't come from the cape. I don't remember how much he broke or just what it was that he broke but the fall broke him from trying it a second time. :tiphat:

 

[pdfangus]

When one of my uncles was young, he put a cape on just like Superman's and guess what? Supermans gift of being able to fly faster than a speeding bullet didn't come from the cape. I don't remember how much he broke or just what it was that he broke but the fall broke him from trying it a second time. :tiphat:

this is the one thing that give me hope that I might be a pinch more intelligent than the average obummer voter....
I have always had a strong sense of self preservation and was reluctant to jump off buildings and pull on bull nuts and pee on electric fences....

 

[Ryder]

When one of my uncles was young, he put a cape on just like Superman's and guess what? Supermans gift of being able to fly faster than a speeding bullet didn't come from the cape. I don't remember how much he broke or just what it was that he broke but the fall broke him from trying it a second time. :tiphat:

I found out that a cape made out of a feed sack will not work. That's when I started to suspect that Superman was not exactly on the up-and-up.

That Ovalteen stuff is another story for another day.

 

[Fly-guy]

When one of my uncles was young, he put a cape on just like Superman's and guess what? Supermans gift of being able to fly faster than a speeding bullet didn't come from the cape. I don't remember how much he broke or just what it was that he broke but the fall broke him from trying it a second time. :tiphat:

I found out that a cape made out of a feed sack will not work. That's when I started to suspect that Superman was not exactly on the up-and-up.

That Ovalteen stuff is another story for another day.

Go ahead, we're listening!