How To Save The Airlines

[TexasBred]

HOW TO SAVE THE AIRLINES

Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.

Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers ! They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..

Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a salary, thus saving even more money. I suspect tips would be so good that we could charge the women for working the plane and have them kick back 20% of the tips.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked women.Hijackings would come to a screeching halt, and the airline industry would see record revenues.

This is definitely a win- win situation if we handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.

Why didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

 

[bigbull338]

now thats a good 1 :lol:

 

[john250]

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..

That is funny!

But on a serious note, I like any flights I am on to be veeery calm. I'm not interested in the "mile high club". The altitude of whatever city I land safely in will be just fine.
Businessmen flying with naked women. I feel a 15% increase in the consumer price index is a low prediction. But bankruptcies and mortgage defaults will likely increase.
Of course, the real problems begin when airlines see the profit and decide to expand into "ladies night with the Chippendales" flights to Vegas. That could get ugly.

 

[chrisy]

The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a 'party atmosphere' going in the cabin. And, of course, every businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked women..

That is funny!

But on a serious note, I like any flights I am on to be veeery calm. I'm not interested in the "mile high club". The altitude of whatever city I land safely in will be just fine.
Businessmen flying with naked women. I feel a 15% increase in the consumer price index is a low prediction. But bankruptcies and mortgage defaults will likely increase.
Of course, the real problems begin when airlines see the profit and decide to expand into "ladies night with the Chippendales" flights to Vegas. That could get ugly.

glad to see someone thought about us Ladies. but I like a nice quiet flight and a safe landing, and most trips I have been on still serve food.

 

[john250]

We won't be serving food on the "Chippendale Clipper". It forces us to put out extra "barf bags" and those suckers are up to .25/each.