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ALACOWMAN":20vjduyk said:
skyhightree1":20vjduyk said:
M5farm":20vjduyk said:
do you have to own before you can wear a cowboy hat??

EWW... I hate those ugly things.
you kidding i hope :cowboy:

yes me too.......don't be knockin the sombrero amigo them's fightin words.........however i don't wear one very often. More inclined to wear a ballcap or on sale day my Grandpa's stetson open road!
 
M5farm":3ob4zjv3 said:
do you have to own before you can wear a cowboy hat??

None just to wear a hat, however, if you plan to wear one britches leg down in one boot I think you have to own 20....many more than that to wear both britches legs in your boots. :mrgreen: ;-)
 
3waycross":301ff758 said:
yes me too.......don't be knockin the sombrero amigo them's fightin words.........however i don't wear one very often. More inclined to wear a ballcap or on sale day my Grandpa's stetson open road!

Trying to visualize this...wondering if you look like Truman or Lyndon Johnson :hide:
 
TexasBred":p01muzph said:
3waycross":p01muzph said:
yes me too.......don't be knockin the sombrero amigo them's fightin words.........however i don't wear one very often. More inclined to wear a ballcap or on sale day my Grandpa's stetson open road!

Trying to visualize this...wondering if you look like Truman or Lyndon Johnson :hide:

Definately not that peckerwood LBJ............loved Truman!
 
3waycross":s6higowt said:
cross_7":s6higowt said:
Just sold my cows last week, do I have to quit wearing mine till I buy more ?


Don't you want to be ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE.?

I guess I can start tucking my britches in my boot tops and wearing my spurs to town too
 
cross_7":y2n299o6 said:
3waycross":y2n299o6 said:
cross_7":y2n299o6 said:
Just sold my cows last week, do I have to quit wearing mine till I buy more ?


Don't you want to be ALL HAT AND NO CATTLE.?

I guess I can start tucking my britches in my boot tops and wearing my spurs to town too
now that, i hate..... you need go no futher than tractor supply to see it, step out of big quad cab duallys with them on.... and folks step aside to let them through, with their head slightly bowed :lol:
 
I actually had someone last week that sees me on a monthly basis, not have a clue who I was because I didn't have one on. I wear one every day, of course I'm a lot more manly than 3way, and Sky is basically a 80 yar old woman with blue hair. Now I will list the requirements to be able to wear a cowboy hat.
1. Be me
2. Own 1 bovine or 1 horse
3. Own or lease 10 acres AND have a tractor bigger than a riding lawn mower.
4. Have owned cows in the past
5. Don't give a shyt what anyone thinks. If you're like me you can wear a cowboy hat, shorts, and flip flops in the town cafe and no one thinks a thing about it because they see you like that on a weekly basis for years.
 
Isomade":1mrnqbrw said:
5. Don't give a shyt what anyone thinks. If you're like me you can wear a cowboy hat, shorts, and flip flops in the town cafe and no one thinks a thing about it because they see you like that on a weekly basis for years.

Just the thought of that gives me the willies. (Do you wear panty hose with hose boots"?? ) :mrgreen: ;-)
 
TexasBred":3k0sork8 said:
Isomade":3k0sork8 said:
5. Don't give a shyt what anyone thinks. If you're like me you can wear a cowboy hat, shorts, and flip flops in the town cafe and no one thinks a thing about it because they see you like that on a weekly basis for years.

Just the thought of that gives me the willies. (Do you wear panty hose with hose boots"?? ) :mrgreen: ;-)
No, but when it's cold I have been known to wear a union suit under my shorts and t-shirt. :D
 
I'm pretty sure around here, a single starvin' goat staked out on a rope in the road ditch is equivalent to 30 cow/calf pairs and 100 acres.
 
I wear a ball cap most of the time. I do wear it when I'm in the sun. I was thinking about wearing it more but didn't know the rules. I wear shorts and boots alot and I wear overhauls and no shirt so A wide brimmed hat is required so I don't have a redneck.
 

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