How can I

[Jogeephus]

Been noticing an ad at the top of the board asking for donations to give a free goat to someone for Christmas.

I was wondering how I can get on the receiving end of this goat give away program cause I wouldn't mind a goat or two.

 

[dun]

It would probably have to start with moving to a country that hates the United States. That seems to be a requirement for any kind of aid these days.

 

[Jogeephus]

I'd come closer considering giving if the gal was holding a pig. Just don't think that goat is going to feed many people.

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

Why don't you see if they will take a pig Jo?

 

[Jogeephus]

After sponsoring the First Annual Rhamadan Pig Fest in southern Afghanistan in 2011 I best not push my luck. I'm probably on a list somewhere.

Apparantly our country makes a handy door mat for others.

 

[Red Bull Breeder]

I am a thinking all the aid we pass out to them other countries should be in side meat.

 

[cow pollinater]

From the adds I'm seeing I think it's a trade-off or something like that. We send them goats and they send us filipino teenage girls looking for romance which I'm sure is intended to be expressed as citizenship. I have a strong hunch about what the girls are for and it makes me wonder what's happening to the goats that we trade to THEM. :shock: