Historically Speaking, When was Beef the Highest?

[Crowderfarms]

When the Cow jumped over the Moon...

 

[MikeC]

There is a Psychological term for this type lunacy.............

"Crazy as a sprayed roach"! :lol:

 

[CUZ]

:lol: :lol:

Yeah, but What you gonna do when de lake gons dry?

 

[Bullbuyer]

SOMEBODY is really bored today! Ain't you got some wommen folk to chase or some water that needs hauled?

 

[backhoeboogie]

SOMEBODY is really bored today! Ain't you got some wommen folk to chase

BB, knowing Crowder's gals, that could cause an earth quake

 

[Bullbuyer]

SOMEBODY is really bored today! Ain't you got some wommen folk to chase

BB, knowing Crowder's gals, that could cause an earth quake

I never thought of that. Reckon there's anyway we could introduce a new event to the rodeo circuit? Maybe place a jelly doughnut in the middle of the ring and turn his women in on it and if the cowboy gets the doughnut and gets out of the ring - alive - he gets points based on technique, speed, etc. ?

 

[Lammie]

SOMEBODY is really bored today! Ain't you got some wommen folk to chase

BB, knowing Crowder's gals, that could cause an earth quake

I never thought of that. Reckon there's anyway we could introduce a new event to the rodeo circuit? Maybe place a jelly doughnut in the middle of the ring and turn his women in on it and if the cowboy gets the doughnut and gets out of the ring - alive - he gets points based on technique, speed, etc. ?

Are these the kinds of wimmens that you have to hire a rodeo clown to distract whiles you put away the groceries?

 

[backhoeboogie]

SOMEBODY is really bored today! Ain't you got some wommen folk to chase

BB, knowing Crowder's gals, that could cause an earth quake

I never thought of that. Reckon there's anyway we could introduce a new event to the rodeo circuit? Maybe place a jelly doughnut in the middle of the ring and turn his women in on it and if the cowboy gets the doughnut and gets out of the ring - alive - he gets points based on technique, speed, etc. ?

Are these the kinds of wimmens that you have to hire a rodeo clown to distract whiles you put away the groceries?

You'd better read BB's proposal again. He said "doughnut". That is the secret word used to attract all the law enforcement agencies. We should allow them to CULL the subject jelly doughnut from their vast array.

Lammie, you have spoken frequently about that "clown" who thinks he's elvis, and likes to write tickets. That seems all the more practical for the equation. Elvis = doughnut. Cop=doughnut. He'd be a prime candidate.

 

[CUZ]

. . . "doughnut". That is the secret word used to attract all the law enforcement agencies.

Hey, we could rob a bank and get away as long as we left a couple of boxes of jelly doughnuts around the corner from the front door.

Maybe even leave a trail of doughnuts leading back to the doughnut shop and they might get so distracted they'd forget about the bank robbing.