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Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.


1st Hillbilly: "My wife sure is stupid!..She bought an air conditioner.."


2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"


1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"


2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of
them new fangled warshin' machines!"


1st Hillbilly: "why is that so stupid?"


2nd Hillbilly: "cause we ain't got no plummin'!"



3rd Hillbilly: "that ain't nuthin'! My wife is dumber than both yer
wifes put together....! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in thar."



1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "well what's so dumb about that?"



3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker."
 
cowgirl580":frdmuwvn said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: shouldn't that be under the Blonde jokes?

I'm thinking it should be under 'dumber than a box of rocks'! Of course, that is just my thoughts
 
cowgirl580":239slbf1 said:
chrisy":239slbf1 said:
cowgirl580":239slbf1 said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: shouldn't that be under the Blonde jokes? or is it dual purpose?

it can stay hillbilly. thank you we have enough thrown at us blondes :lol: :lol: :lol:

whoops!! sorry. :oops: :lol:

only teasing ;-) this dizzy blonde doesn't mind really. :lol:
 
chrisy":br1q6vmb said:
cowgirl580":br1q6vmb said:
chrisy":br1q6vmb said:
cowgirl580":br1q6vmb said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: shouldn't that be under the Blonde jokes? or is it dual purpose?

it can stay hillbilly. thank you we have enough thrown at us blondes :lol: :lol: :lol:

whoops!! sorry. :oops: :lol:

only teasing ;-) this dizzy blonde doesn't mind really. :lol:

i know. you've handled the blond jokes very well. :) it was all a bunch of posturing anyhow. ;-) LOL. j/k. i just thought it would make another fairly good blond joke.
 
chrisy":hpkcnjg8 said:
cowgirl580":hpkcnjg8 said:
:lol: :lol: :lol: shouldn't that be under the Blonde jokes? or is it dual purpose?

it can stay hillbilly. thank you we have enough thrown at us blondes :lol: :lol: :lol:

i agree. we blondes are so.... vulnerable :cry:
:p :lol: :lol: :lol: :p
 
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