TexasBred
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He said...I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs don't you?
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said...Two inches more and I would be King.
She said...Two inches less and you'd be Queen.
On the wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
Priest said...I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said...Who's gonna look?
He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said...Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
She said...You wear briefs don't you?
She said...What do you mean by coming home half drunk?
He said...It's not my fault...I ran out of money.
He said...Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make love to you in the worst way.
She said...Well, you succeeded.
He said...Two inches more and I would be King.
She said...Two inches less and you'd be Queen.
On the wall in ladies room: "My husband follows me everywhere."
Written just below it: "I do not."
Priest said...I don't think you will ever find another man like your late husband.
She said...Who's gonna look?
He said...What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said...Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
He said...Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if you get home before I do, leave the hallway light on.
