inyati13
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Oliver Hazard Perry, United States commodore who led the fleet that defeated the British on Lake Erie during the War of 1812, is who the city of Hazard, KY is named after. The county takes his last name, Perry County. I worked for Tesoro Coal Company there from 1974 to 1978.
When I lived there, a small hillbilly guy took his trashy mountain girlfriend into a bar. 3waycross would have found her to his liking as he confesses to being fond of fat butted females on the trashy side. As they walked past the bar, a big underground miner who was the size of Dan Blocker got up from his stool wheeled to go to the bathroom and ran over this guy's girlfriend. Knocked her over and her butt made a loud slap as it hit the dirty oak floor. The hillbilly pulled a revolver but before he could use it for its intended purpose, the big guy who had on a white T-shirt and still had black coal dust covering his face, grasped the revolver in his hand, threw it on the floor, picked up the little hillbilly, carried him to the door and threw him out into the parking lot. The night wore on and the bar closed. The big guy left the bar (Perry County is wet) and went to a near by diner that was open all night for breakfast. He sat at the counter with his back to the door. Behind the counter was a mirror that was the full length of the counter. The last thing he saw was an image in the mirror of the little hillbilly guy as he stepped through the door, drew down with a fully automatic .45 caliber Thompson machine gun and send a burst of ½ inch balls of lead at him, 5 of which hit him straight up the back. The rest broke the mirror behind the counter.
When I lived there, a small hillbilly guy took his trashy mountain girlfriend into a bar. 3waycross would have found her to his liking as he confesses to being fond of fat butted females on the trashy side. As they walked past the bar, a big underground miner who was the size of Dan Blocker got up from his stool wheeled to go to the bathroom and ran over this guy's girlfriend. Knocked her over and her butt made a loud slap as it hit the dirty oak floor. The hillbilly pulled a revolver but before he could use it for its intended purpose, the big guy who had on a white T-shirt and still had black coal dust covering his face, grasped the revolver in his hand, threw it on the floor, picked up the little hillbilly, carried him to the door and threw him out into the parking lot. The night wore on and the bar closed. The big guy left the bar (Perry County is wet) and went to a near by diner that was open all night for breakfast. He sat at the counter with his back to the door. Behind the counter was a mirror that was the full length of the counter. The last thing he saw was an image in the mirror of the little hillbilly guy as he stepped through the door, drew down with a fully automatic .45 caliber Thompson machine gun and send a burst of ½ inch balls of lead at him, 5 of which hit him straight up the back. The rest broke the mirror behind the counter.
