RebelCritter
Well-known member
An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring
an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a
stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them
only one question. Their answer would determine which of
them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
"A THOUGHT."
It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on
the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I
know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you
sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye,
that's a very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and
on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less
than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing
the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I
wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but,
before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already S*** in my pants."
Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!!!
an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting through a
stack of resumes he found four people who were equally
qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them
only one question. Their answer would determine which of
them would get the job.
The day came and as the four sat around the conference room
table the interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied,
"A THOUGHT."
It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on
the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I
know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now you
sir?" he asked the second man.
"Hmm.... let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you
don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of."
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye,
that's a very popular cliche for speed."
He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.
"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and
on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out
across the pasture the light in the barn comes on in less
than an instant. Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and
thought he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light," he said.
Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer
posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing
the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the
fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."
"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.
"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I
wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but,
before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already S*** in my pants."
Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!!!!
